They Can't All Be Zingers är ett samlingsalbum av trion Primus utgivet 2006. Själva skivfordralet är utformat som ett ostpaket.
- "To Defy the Laws of Tradition" - 6:41
- "John the Fisherman" - 3:37
- "Too Many Puppies" - 3:58
- "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" - 3:12
- "Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers" - 5:17
- "Tommy the Cat" - 4:15
- "My Name Is Mud" - 4:45
- "Mr. Krinkle" - 5:25
- "DMV" - 4:56
- "Over the Electric Grapevine" - 6:24
- "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" - 4:23
- "Southbound Pachyderm" - 6:23
- "Over the Falls" - 2:42
- "Shake Hands With Beef" (extended version) - 4:24
- "Coattails of a Dead Man" - 5:18
- "Mary the Ice Cube" - 4:38